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Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.
Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.
by M-dubs December 18, 2012
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bergie web

the Internet that is not indexed by search-engines, directly accessible and no proxy required. In this level, you can find “underground” sites but still indexed as 4chan, Freehive, 1eden, Black Hat World, or FTP servers and also the blocked google search results
person 1: Hey, what's the bergie web?
person 2: It's kinda where those fake hitmen honeypot websites fall into.
by ellietron May 7, 2021
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Dirty Bernie

A 67 year old perverted door to door
dildo and ass lube salesman.
Hey look!! There goes your mom chasing
Dirty Bernie like he's the ice cream man!!
by streetwhiz May 18, 2009
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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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porn berries

by willis74 August 5, 2009
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pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts
dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford
by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010
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Reverse Bernie Sanders

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later
by GeneralButtNaked March 13, 2017
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