noun: A large Furry, bear-like marine mammal characterized by large claws, body of fur, and dolphin- like behavior when fishing or swimming.
a bearphin is a believed to be extinct marine mammal closely related to the Sea lion or Walrus. It is believed to be from the Enaliarctidae. family, specifically the Superfamily Pinnipedia. This sea creature resides in the waters the Pacific ocean ranging from Alaska to Hawaii. During the spawning season of its main dietary staple the Alaskan Pacific salmon, the Bearphin will typically swim upstream and jump out of the water, much as a dolphin does in order to catch its prey. Once the season is over, the Bearphin migrates down to the waters Off off mainland Hawaii for the winter months. The Bearphin is a solitary animal and can only be spotted during it's semi-hibernation season when it can be seem sunning itself on the beaches in Hawaii, typically laying flat on its back as to attract attention from a mate, generally classified as a "beach bunny"
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Rosalie and Brett left a giant mess in the bedroom after doing a few rounds of hot berthas in there.
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Get the bailó bertha mug.berkhamsted is a small market town in hertfordshire.
everyone knows everyone else.
thieving crack heads are common place in this town, as much as the middle class newly weds try to ignore them.
there is a high contrast between the types of people living here; they're almost always either fuck ups or prissies who power lunch. neither crowd pays any attention of the other.
there's also a high amount of oldies.
affectionately known as 'berko'.
people have often talked of the 'berko syndrome' - once you've lived here, there is no escaping. one way or another, you WILL return.
everyone knows everyone else.
thieving crack heads are common place in this town, as much as the middle class newly weds try to ignore them.
there is a high contrast between the types of people living here; they're almost always either fuck ups or prissies who power lunch. neither crowd pays any attention of the other.
there's also a high amount of oldies.
affectionately known as 'berko'.
people have often talked of the 'berko syndrome' - once you've lived here, there is no escaping. one way or another, you WILL return.
"oi mate, got some pills?"
"dahling, let's go do lunch in berkhamsted high street. how's about cafe uno then we can go shopping in laura ashley for some lamp shades"
"dahling, let's go do lunch in berkhamsted high street. how's about cafe uno then we can go shopping in laura ashley for some lamp shades"
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Get the berkhamsted mug.A species that lived in the planet BershColliner in the Capangachian Galaxy. The Bershes used to live in BershColliner but the other species BershCongas, Who live in BershCongia, Attacked the Bershes for the oil of the Bershes, the baby bershes (BershLees) need oil it's like milk but Oil!
So we evacuated the planet, Crash Landed on earth and BAM! The BershCongas now rule BershColliner. One Day we will fight back and take back our planet! On a side note, Do you know the story of Roswell, New Mexico where a UFO crashed there, Well we might have had something to do with that, it wasn't a UFO it was a escape pod.
So we evacuated the planet, Crash Landed on earth and BAM! The BershCongas now rule BershColliner. One Day we will fight back and take back our planet! On a side note, Do you know the story of Roswell, New Mexico where a UFO crashed there, Well we might have had something to do with that, it wasn't a UFO it was a escape pod.
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Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.
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