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bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.
I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.
by Akhilesh Patel May 8, 2007
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cunt bumpers

Two women who engage in the act of cunt bumping.
Ellen Degeneres and Rosie Odonell are two famous cunt bumpers.
by theJAW June 26, 2008
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bush bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital to genital frottage.
Those girls are bush bumpers from way back!
by AKV October 2, 2003
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beeper

An adjective used to convey an idea of something becoming outdated or old. This is an expression that would constantly evolve and as technological advances are found, it is likely that the word "cell phone" could take its place.

Before the advent of Blackberries and cellphones we had beepers also known as pagers. These primitive devices allowed one to receive a call and be notified that someone was trying to reach them. The beeper would display the phone number that the person trying to reach you wanted to be called back at.

Beepers were an amazing excuse for lazy people. It was like a cell phone with a built-in excuse. Nowadays you miss a call, you know you gotta call the other person back cause the phone is obviously with you. WIth a beeper it was like, "Oh shit man, couldn't get in touch with you. Got the page but there wasn't a phone around and I didn't have change for the pay-phone. (Read, I don't want to talk to your freak ass)."
Tom: Molly never knows about all the new things the world comes up with.

Deshawn: Truf, man. She is some major beeper status when it comes to technology.
by SquirrellyNinja May 30, 2006
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bumper shine

Term used in Saskatchewan, Canada. Def'n: the winter art of hanging onto the bumper of a vehicle and sliding along behind it, unbeknownst to the driver. City buses work well.
Cam, you shifty bastard, let's go bumper shining over on Trotter.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
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front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.
"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
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rug bumper

A girl who is....well a DYKE
"I was going to get with that girl, but now i'm pretty sure shes a rug bumper."
by Dennis W. April 22, 2007
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