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bendon

A typical weird man who likes to fart on its prey, causing frustration and possible suffocation. Looks like a panda
Dude, stop being such a Bendon!
Ugh! You smell like a Bendon!
by A40hlw62lh May 14, 2016
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bedonkadonk

noun. a girl's sexy ass, usually large and jiggly
The best kind of bedonkadonk are the ones that keep on jiggling after you smack 'em.
by Fugaho June 16, 2008
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Belmont Transfer

1. When a man moves from the front door of a lady having her period (red) to said lady's backdoor porch area (brown) and back again (purple).

Based on Chicago's sexy and efficient train system. Similarly named moves are found in Boston and New York.

2. A long-form improv style characterized by moving quickly from one story arc to another and back again. See Chicago improv group "The Belmont Transfer."
"Hey, you comin' to see the Belmont Transfer tonight perform at the Playground?"

"Sorry bro, I'll be movin' from brown to red with Lacy all night long. It's our anniversary."
by Beezus Jeezus April 10, 2009
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belongings expansion

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.
"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."
by clemy January 1, 2012
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Belmont University

A "Christian" university with a relatively large party scene. Some of the most hypocritical people can be found here, getting drunk or high on Saturday night and then going to church hungover on Sunday morning.
The classes are fairly easy, and everyone in the administration seems to be extremely oblivious to the fact that their students are out drunk every weekend.
Since it's technically a dry campus, students get wasted in off-campus party houses with names that sound stupid to non-Belmont students, such as The Palace, The Manor, The Taj Mahal, The Plantation, etc.
A Belmont student will graduate with a degree in drunkenness and a minor in circling for parking for 30 minutes. Or Music Business.
Guy 1: Where do you go to college?
Guy 2: Belmont University.
Guy 1: Aren't they all Christian and shit there?
Guy 2: Nah man, last weekend I got shitfaced and hooked up with two Religion majors at the Taj Majal!
by ilovebelmont December 13, 2009
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Simon Belmont

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!
Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!
by Pitt the Younger December 31, 2007
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