beef

"Food" with fecal matter on it because the slaughterhouse rips the poor animal's body apart so violently that his intestines burst. People eat it after cooking it. They think eating burned feces material is fine, then are ridiculous enough to turn around and ridicule gays for having anal sex.

Millions of pounds of beef are being recalled because of E. Coli contamination.

by Richard Peterson October 15, 2007

beef

Cocaine, yes cocaine.

my nose is bloody from bumpin' too many beefers!

by rolo tamasi April 10, 2006

beef

as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.

"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"

by hannahchescasteviejulia September 16, 2007

beef

1. mike ideh
2.Penguin (see def of penguin # 32 or 31)

God beef go fuck your sister!!!

by shitfaced assclown October 18, 2004

beef

to engage in intercourse with a member of the opposite sex

man 1 : hey dude you like the guh with da fatty

man 2 : yea man i want to beef that wellington

by jason5843 October 14, 2008

beef

a females genitals with a "beefy" texture or look about it

common word from school kids that spend there ICT lessons looking at diseased vaginas.

oh it's a bit of beef that

by bessyheew June 25, 2010

beef it

When attempting to perform a critical task, one over does things and fails miserably but also humorously.

To crash and fail

Jim was tryin to jump this car on his bike, but when he hit the ramp he was goin way to fast and just totally beefed it on the other side.

Whoa, did you see that guy? he just totally beefed it

by Iamthestallionmang May 18, 2005