Kansas City Bean Bag

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 26, 2003

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

Beanbagger

1.A man or women who takes part in the sexual act of sucking a mans scrotum
2. Someone who sucks at life

Man #1:"Hey I've got a sack of sticky -icky!
Man #2:"I dont smoke the devils herb!"
Man # 1: Dude, you always were a beanbagger."

by MdaveM August 4, 2008

Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014