dog in the bathtub

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006

rusty bathtub

An asshole with a dried ring of poop all around it giving it the look of a rusted bathtub.

Guy 1: Did you try anal with her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, she had a major rusty bathtub!

by SkrappyParks July 9, 2011

Dog in a Bathtub

The FULL insertion of one or more testicles into a woman's butthole...the term was coined based of its level of difficulty in both pain and practicality, i.e. getting a dog in a bathtub. Norf

"I had some serious nerve damage after that "Dog in a Bathtub!" - Norf

by Thomas Funk, Jeffinsteiner Platz June 24, 2008

Bathtub Mary

A clawfoot bathtub painted skyblue inside and planted half-way down in the yard of low-life Catholics who place a Mary statue inside. Faded plastic flowers usually adorn the bare dirt at the base of Mary's feet. More than likely what would be the bottom of the tub hasn't been painted and is either rusty or whatever paint that was on it is peeling off.

Joey Gambrone's mother has a Bathtub Mary in the front yard of their duplex as to let everyone know that they are good Catholics.

by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006

crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

Bathtub Baby

A person who did not receive enough oxygen during birth as a result of being born under water in a bathtub, this causes brain damage making the person incompetent all aspects of life,

Dude did you see Gary fucked up that email again?

Yeah man, hes a fucking bathtub baby.

by lunchlizzard617 November 30, 2020