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trash barrel slut

Similar to a traditional slut, this particular tramp can be found, face down, inside the bottom of a dumpster practicing her craft on the largest discarded banana she can find. Owing to distinctly squalid living conditions, many trash barrel sluts are toothless, and instead religiously practice the "gumming" technique, which along with very low prices, makes them a popular choice for young gentlemen. In recent years they have unionized and joined the Army in large quantities. Though a few (not toothless) become actual servicepeople, many have chosen to remain as mere hangers-on, earning the wayward buck here and there, possibly by "offering rides in a Hummer."
Nick's Mom is a trash barrel slut. I once got her out of the trash barrel long enough to give me a hummer on top of South garage.
by SupremeCognition May 8, 2008
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Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.
by Dweebster August 30, 2010
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barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.
"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."
by ultimate_cowgirl September 20, 2004
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Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat
Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.
by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009
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barrelhouse

noun - a brewery pub
verb - basically get piss drunk in said pub.
"Barrelhouse all night long"
by KimJongSick December 13, 2005
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Bartender

People that end people named Bart
Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*
by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020
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bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers
My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week
by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021
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