Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Bartholdson

A person whom is master of their domain.

Bartholdson is totally in control of his domain.

by 123u13uy2198379187389127 January 30, 2008

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

Barthouse12

A self-chosen label for a person/group who actively participates in NSFW role play, sexual voice calls, and exchanges nudes. Is used as a username, role, server name, etc.

Anon: I am a proud Barthouse12er! DM me to trade pics :)
Everyone: Dirty slutty motherf---er!

by CoySiebel420 August 4, 2021

bartholemew

his name is really mitch but we call him bartholemew

fuck you bartholemew

by tobeslover121 August 4, 2021

bartholoquism

Definition: A religious-like term stemming from Barth, a unique fella whom is known by many to be quite the mongoloid breeding, lot lizard orgy loving, McDonalds Value Menu Daily consuming clown. A characteristic trait behaviour demonstrated by those who fail miserably in their integrity of keeping their micro peen within the confines of their own pants. Further to this, seldom does anyone suffering from such a malfunctioning moral compass, can be trusted in any capacity.

Symptoms of BARTHOLOQUISM: Common symptoms of this include:
• Hiding bi-polar disease (sketch moods) and/or diabetes (red blotchy rashes around neck when consuming alcohol)
• Theft from all (most commonly stealing money from mother’s purse)
• Purposely shitting themselves for the thrill of believing this as a flirtatious action

• Probably Bi-sexual

• Most likely has children whom are being raised by other men who are involved with hideous females during coked out binges
• Believes themselves to be a world class DJ from Virden, Manitoba

“Bro, are you practicing BARTHOLOQUISM? Cuz like, why the fuck is my credit card charged for Cheap Tranny Escorts Incorporated? Also, is that burnt rotting fish smell coming from you?”

“Yo, you got some rashes on your neck, like why is this happening every time we drink? You are showing extreme signs of BARTHOLOQUISM”

by Barthology August 13, 2023

Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!

Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018