by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.
by mlybrand June 20, 2009

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?
Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.
Bill: What a choad.
Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.
Bill: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
by Zealotte February 15, 2019
