Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.

The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk

by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018

Barventure

An adventure that takes place in or around a bar or something equivalent, such as: clubs, cocktail lounges, etc.

Guy #1 - Hey man, what did you get into last night?

Guy #2 - Went out on a barventure, I was feeling a bit barventurous.

Guy #1 - NICE. Hit'n the bars, huh.

Guy #2 - Yep. I ended up losing my pants...

by Danozzzzzz December 13, 2010

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Baneener

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

barsenet

Barsenet is a lovable girl who at times is manly. She has a very defined muscle and works out 7 times a week. She makes any man she is with insecure because of her legs are massive. Under all the muscle is a cute girl who just wants to be loved. But if you mess with her love, she will pound the shit out of you.

Elli: Dude, why are you all bruised?

Joe: I forgot to take the trash out and my girl went for barsenet on me.

by Psycho_eng1neer January 31, 2020

Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.

I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.

by 1011B January 29, 2014

it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.

Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.

by Jamels1 September 3, 2016