going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

by 4onen March 2, 2016

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

by jesta_ May 1, 2006

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

ballsack jack

When you are walking down the street on a fine day and out of the bushes beside the road a gentleman jumps out and tears off your ballsack. Your ballsack has been jacked.

Hubert: AHHH, what a fine fresh day, birds are singing, the ice cream man is humming a jolly tune...

Ballsack Jacker: RAH Gimme that ballsack

Hubert: Well tarnation, a got BALLSACK JACKED

by dildinosaur November 20, 2009

Tuna Balls

The smell that emanates from a man's testicles after he has engaged with a female in sexual activity and doesn't shower/bathe afterwards. This musky scent is an union of his and his partner's love juices that grows in potency the longer it is allowed to ferment.

Steve: How'd it go with that girl last night?
Mike: Awesome! I just went to the bathroom a minute ago and caught a whiff of my tuna balls that reminded me of her

Joe: Did you hear about Bobby? He hooked up with some girl in Miami last night and flew back to L.A. without showering. He had some cross-country tuna balls this afternoon

by Talkintitty March 13, 2019

Balls Thirty

2-5am, the most painful time of night to be awake. Usually external obligations forcing you out of bed.

In the military, usually refers to standing watch.

Dude 1: I'm going to bed early, I got watch at balls thirty in the morning.

Dude 2: Damn that sucks!

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

Ballast

Something that keeps a head verticle.

Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?

by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018