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released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping
Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales
by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020
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Bales

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!
by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018
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bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.
Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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Baleed

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
I woke up one morning to my baleed dad yelling at me: My baleed dad is a fool
by Fool exposer February 18, 2020
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Bale

My king Bale he is super cute and rizzed up riley the rizzler
He is super magestic, he must be a bale.
by Rileys really hot March 28, 2024
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