released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

Bales

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

Baleed

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

I woke up one morning to my baleed dad yelling at me: My baleed dad is a fool

by Fool exposer February 18, 2020

Bale

My king Bale he is super cute and rizzed up riley the rizzler

He is super magestic, he must be a bale.

by Rileys really hot March 28, 2024