baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.

I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.

by farting machine man July 30, 2008

baking brownies

When one shits.

Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

baking a pie

an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture

i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me.

by pieeeeeee April 9, 2006

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

by flex-o August 10, 2010