Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?

Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

Bakery

It's a music studio

I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?

by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022

seokjins bakery

a bunch of crackheads and barely anyone is active besides kath, chloe, kall, rita pita and dayeon

join seokjins bakery NOW BITCH I SEE YOU

by kath :) November 11, 2020

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

Bakery Time

When the sneaky bender hits hard enough to get a croissant from that bad bitch Emily.

Fuck bro we hit Bakery Time for the 4th time this week...

by NoahSully November 20, 2020