An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
by Miss-terElliot December 29, 2014
The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
by Jordan John! December 29, 2005
The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.
by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017
The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. To complete the act, the man then ejaculates on the top of the woman's head, to create a 'Halo' effect.
by Bagpipez May 19, 2011
While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.
by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006
A Bagpipe Queen is a homosexual man (who may or may not be ethnically Scottish or a redhead) who is sexually attracted to redheaded men, usually ethnically Scottish. Not to be mistaken with Ginger Fever, which applies to heterosexual men attracted to redheaded women.
by titaniumtux July 9, 2009
When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.
by Chinese Bagpipe creator November 29, 2009