bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

"You Baby Backed Bitch!"

by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013

Bad backer

This is someone who fakes a disability to claim benefits. Eg carrying a walking stick that never touches the floor.

He's a bad backer

by GkTrax November 21, 2016

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

baccer

Tobacco generally placed in ones lip or jaw. Commonly refered to as a chew, chaw, pinch, dip, or just snuff. This is a more southern word for tobacco.

Me: Hey bud lets go to the store and get some baccer.
Bud: Alright! I can defintely use a dip.

by Tippy Baby June 30, 2008

Bachelor Salad

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget

My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!

by icabod May 10, 2004