Assferret

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

assvertisement

text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

bitch assness

a commonly used phrase meant to indicate a stank attitude usually used by diddy

"i don't need no bitch assness"

by blaaaaaaaaaaarneeeeeeeeyyyyyy March 20, 2008

bad asser

when something is more bad ass than another

"my truck is way bad asser than that."

by Emo Rat August 29, 2006