Fiddle assing

Wasting time, doing nothing of any purpose.

We spent most of the day fiddle assing around.

by Ma Maw Holly March 23, 2022

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

by Byeiambye January 7, 2022

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

Cat Assing

Verb. 1) Used to describe the homebody behavior of a 'cat person' who stays at home instead of engaging in meaningful social relationships.

2) Also used to describe general lolly-gagging and laying about doing nothing.

Julie won't come hang out tonight because she's too busy cat assing around the house with her clowder of cats.

Julie is unemployed, so all she does is cat ass on the sofa playing video games.

by WeirdK May 5, 2011

asskin

a magical, mythical creature with arms and legs and a big ass

Holy Shit! Did you just see that asskin scamper from the tree?

by Barb Fylis Bob April 11, 2010

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005