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Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.
Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.
by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011
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assraped

in it's sinister form, means a depraved and criminal sex act. Rape is any kind of sexual act performed on someone against their will.
However, it has become quite popular slang in some online gaming communities, usually just amongst lads (so there's less chance of someone being offended by its use) to mean, usually, beaten hands down. Sometimes used more when you are beaten in an unlucky situation.
Did you see that? there were three of them left against just me! i was assraped!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
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Asscraptic

When something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be Asscraptic.
John - Did you see the series finale of Lost last night?

Gabe - Yeah, it was pretty Asscraptic! J.J. Abrams should have flown the Enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.
by GWake May 24, 2010
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asscrack magee

some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you
Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit.
Sean: i was gonna eat dinner u asscrack magee
by Ben Hartling December 23, 2008
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asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.
That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.
by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018
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Asscrack Anthony

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.
"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"
by PlanetPeace June 23, 2022
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mushy asscrack

A mushy asscrack is an asscrack thats not been cleaned, hairy, nasty. But delicious. Having a mushy asscrack is a lifegoal everyone should have.
1. DAMN. That nigga got the mushiest asscrack ive ever seen!

2. You right, i would love to get a taste of that mushy asscrack
by mushyasscracker January 3, 2019
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