Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

Askeaton

A dirty kip of a place about 15 miles west of Limerick City on the N69. It is infested with scumbags and pikeys who would rob the eyes from your head given half a chance. The majority of the population are the Irish equivalent to the toothless, inbred hillbillys of Deliverance fame.

Don't go to Askeaton, they will either rob you or push in your poo without consent!

by stranger in moscow April 1, 2011

asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.

Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.

by Expane October 27, 2005

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"

by Stinky Nan June 3, 2017

Asshat hacker

Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.

That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.

by Doringo September 21, 2005

asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.

Michael English is an asshat.

by zoe2001 June 3, 2009