i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

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guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

ASAP

Means “as soon as possible”

Random: we have to get out of here asap!

by Sky_guy February 20, 2022

Asap

Anal sex and penis

You want some asap

by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

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person: hi how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

ASAP

Short for "As soon as possible"

Buy a Nintendo Switch ASAP.

by MihaiPopa2 August 3, 2023