afghanistan gasmask

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.

The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.

by SmellyClown December 4, 2013

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

arga

arga adalah seorang pria yang tampan dan keren, dia juga pintar dan sering menolong orang.

arga

by salssssss November 22, 2021

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

Abbas agha

Abbas agha is a scary man that you have to listen and say ok whatever he says and now become an expression in persian language. When a boy talk to his girl with "you must do.." or "you can not do..." girls say "chashm abbas agha" it mean "ok abbas agha" to make fun of their boyfriend. But the root of that expression is someone named "abbas" is a fitness coach and he is too charismatic to take "no"for the answer when he says like "two more" you just have to say "alright" or "chashm abbas agha". Bleieve me you dont want to test him with saying no I am too tired or I can't

Give me a hundred burpees now!
"Chashm abbas agha"

by Partizani August 16, 2018

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012

Afghan hound

A sight hound with long, smooth hair. Thses dogs are very beautiful and although some people believe them to be stupid they are very intellegant. Some times they are compared to cats

Beautiful Afghan hound.

by Finnerty September 10, 2009