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Apption

The act of choosing or freedom to choose something based on the availability of your smart phone apps.

The act of choosing between different smart phone apps.
"Neither one of us brought our phones so we didn't even have the 'apption' of going for coffee this morning."

"I had the apption of Urban Dictionary or another american slang app."
by teachergirloly July 28, 2013
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Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.
Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.
by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018
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cuban abortion

whan a women jumps off a stair case because she does not have enough money to get a regular abortion.
Girl "im pregnant"
guy"its ok we can do a cuban abortion ."
by tckeller50 November 29, 2017
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Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018
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failed abortion

lol me
by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020
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Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).
"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.
by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009
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abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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