Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.

by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by radgtr June 25, 2009

apparently

it appears that; as far as one knows; seemingly
apparently
adverb
1. seemingly, outwardly, ostensibly, speciously .

it appears that, allegedly, it seems that, on the face of it, by all accounts, so the story goes, so I'm told Apparently the girls are not amused by the situation.
The deterioration has been caused by an apparently endless recession

by Gobaibhaw September 28, 2013

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

appalav

it means saying goodbye to someone

#1 "yo dawg, gotta go"
#2 "oké man, appalav!"
#1 "appalav!"

by MT Sarge May 25, 2009

Appalachian Space Suit

A plactic bag placed over the head and face.

"Last I jacked off, while wearing an Appalachian space suit."

"That chick would look good in an Appalachian space suit."

by goblazers_6 May 21, 2010