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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016
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Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022
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alpaca

your true and only god
every time someone says "alpaca" everyone must clap their hands
yo dude look an alpaca
*clap hands *
by royishw October 20, 2017
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.
I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.
by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013
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