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alfred sant

The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.
Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??
by christian 93 July 14, 2005
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alfredo

1.White sauce made of heavy cream, butter, parsley, and minced garlic. Usually served with Fettuccine.
2.Typical italian man's name.
Pay attention when talking to italians and saying: you want fettuccine with Alfredo?, they might answer: "No thanks, I am alone"
by Ciro Martinelli September 6, 2005
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Alfred

Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.

If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you

Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018
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Alfreda

She just walked in the street like that? She has to be an alfreda
by pablan May 20, 2019
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[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009
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Alfredo

Has the worlds average size dick extremely hansome like to go out never being a lil bitch falls in love with almost the prettiest girl
alfredo has a huge cock
by Jarelypeluda October 18, 2018
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Chicken Alfredo

When a man nuts on a girl, and then throws spaghetti and chicken on her face to resemble Chicken Alfredo.
Person 1: Dude I heard you piped that chick last night.
Person 2: Yeah I gave her my Chicken Alfredo
by Comethalean July 20, 2018
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