Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a small, chubby boys name who (even if white) get to say the n-word

Alfie can say the n-word as he is FAT

by Alfjejfdjdjjfjdjed July 24, 2020

Alfie

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!

Deku is the best person from my hero! Alfie said.

by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020