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Christina Aguilera

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great singer
shame she feels she has to sell her body to get people to buy records but I suppose it gives people something to look at
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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A hot half Hispanic, half Caucasian blonde pop star whom can actually sing! though she has questionable taste, she did date a attractive Rican guy but is currently with an ugly bland white boy.
Did you see "dirrty"?

Yeah, the men in that video are HOT.
by klum April 9, 2005
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A Jose Aguilera is a person who is caring and helpful but very anxious about some thing and they are not very social
How come he’s so anxious about stuff?
I have no idea but that’s just how Jose Aguilera’s are
by Acid bath November 21, 2021
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Chrimbotina Aguilera

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I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."
British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024
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Aguileraitis

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A singing style characterized by senseless, tasteless and gratuitous vocal embellishments including, but not limited to, unending grupettos, raspy whispering, vocalized telephone-trills, and whistle-range experimentation.

As the root word implies, this style of singing is best exemplified by pop superstar Christina Aguilera.

Listeners exposed to Aguileraitis can expect to experience ringing ears, headache, and even, occasionally, projectile vomiting.
Sam: Did you see Maya Rudolph in that National Anthem skit on SNL the other night?

Dave: Yes, wasn't she great?!?

Sam: Yeah, her character totally had Aguileraitis!
by mdlee52 January 31, 2014
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A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.
"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place."
"Whatever fatass"
by My name April 22, 2005
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Feeling physically sick every time one sees pictures of, hears the "music" of, or even utters the name of Chr***ina Ag***era. (You know who i mean) Often induces cold sweats
I suffer from aguileraphobia
by davey crockett February 10, 2005
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