Pain Account

Your Business Bank Account

All the Way to The Pain! Gotta Deposit Money in My Pain Account!

by PainHero July 14, 2013

Accubation

The practice of eating or drinking while lying down, usually on the belly or resting on one elbow, after the manner of the anciet Greeks and Romans.

Since I am usually too lazy (or hung over) to get out of bed in the morning, I have perfected the art of accubation.

by Craic Shack March 24, 2006

Novelty Account

A unique account only used when the username goes along with the response.Usually only used once.(Originated on Reddit)

username: potatoshmotato
That's what she said.
username: Novelty-Account
Hey,use a novelty account.
username: Thats-what-she-said
Already on it.

by waterdude125 February 18, 2011

Catfish Account

A fake Facebook account.

"Dude, some hot chick just added me last night."
"What's her name?"
"Anya Johnes."
"Bro, that's my catfish account. I thought I told you that."

by Riley Stavros August 29, 2011

Alt account

An alternative account to your main account.

Hahahahaha, YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALT ACCOUNTS! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

by Wariobros194 January 28, 2021

Spam account

A spam account, sometimes referred to as a “sass account”, is an Instagram account with thousands of posts. Most users post daily and multiple times a day. Everything that goes on the spam is supposed to stay on the spam - illegal substances, nudes, 25 pictures in a row of you crying during a mental breakdown. The community started many years ago, maybe 2011 or so. People like Julia Penton, Jaelle Stiles, Ren, etc were some of the OG spam accounts; they have a big following base because their lives are absolutely insane half the time. Spams are different from Finstas. Spam = community of strangers. Finsta = Jeremy down the block who rides your bus.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw you having a mental breakdown on your spam account last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty common with me.

by yowhattheheckdude March 12, 2018

fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.

Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?

by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018