Acceptance

This is the stage of grief where you experience death, whether from Life, a relationship, a job, a dream, etc. The stage of acceptance is where there is no ill will toward anyone. No regrets. No sadness. No desperation. You have accepted the fact that all that has come before this moment was there to teach you something. To propel you forward. It is all good.

This is the final countdown. I hear the guitars strumming. I am in total acceptance.

by #whileyoucan February 28, 2015

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person

Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.

by jim81jim September 18, 2016

re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

The Arusha Accord

The Arusha Accord are a metal band from the UK, consisting predominantly of Aliens and Mutants, some of whom are also known to be registered members of the X-men. Their powers include superhuman memory and the ability to jump a lot. Their bassist is known for being one of the only bassists in the world that is actually audible when playing, however he was not accepted into the Guiness book of world records as this book is made primarily for records set by human beings. The term is also sometimes used as a memory benchmark:

Jim: Hey man, how'd you do on that advanced econ final?

Tom: Terrible, man.

Jim: Didn't you study all 320 pages though?

Tom: Yeah, but I'm not The Arusha Accord.

by TROLL12321 July 7, 2011

accenture

Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.

That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.

by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005

Acchi

A Cute fucker... That is all kbye.

Acchi is cute kbye.

by Erentheidot February 14, 2020