He can't even piss in a cup

A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.

Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.

by Pissinacup, yes and ... April 5, 2012

a piece of piss

some thing that was as easy ass taking a piss

that homework was a piece of piss

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

Piss like a Dragon

When consuming alcoholic beverages, the need to urinate becomes unbearable. At that point it is appropriate to unleash the Dragon.

Ihave had so much beer, I need to piss like a Dragon.

by Canvas Chris July 7, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Piss in a bottle

this is when you replace apple juice with piss and let your friend or friends take a nice gulp of "piss in a bottle".

EX: " dude hows the apple juice?"

"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"

by shaz in a bottle December 4, 2009

piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006

piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."

by weedmokers9999 September 22, 2005