Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

two sides to a book

serious determination

with 2 sides to a book i licked stmo...

by blitzjean January 7, 2004

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money

with two sides to a book alicked stamps

by blitz jean January 2, 2004