instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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MSN Messenger 7

Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.
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by Slickridah April 14, 2005
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by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003
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AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
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Messenger Endorsement

In Facebook messenger, the mini emojis used as feedback that intensify statements made in conversation.

Endorsements may enhance statements both positively and negatively.
Cristina- I just ripped my favorite jeans
Christina: -adds messenger endorsement with tear emoji-
Nelly: - adds messenger endorsement with shock emoji-
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