Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

by Hof500 January 22, 2021

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Open a Box of Butt Magic

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008

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Put me in a box

Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.

People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

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When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!

"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"

by stucklikeaturtle March 4, 2013

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Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009

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