Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.

After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.

by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010

doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

by Ndenile January 15, 2013

booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole

Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you

by Bojo618 January 2, 2019

Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.

Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.

by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019

vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008