Zoop

Zoop - a Zoophile
slang term for a person who is sexually attracted to animals.
Also known as bestiality (beastiality).

Why are you looking at my dog like its a Victoria's Secret model?
What are you, a zoop?

by kingpin46 April 21, 2020

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zoop

To poop during a Zoom meeting. Intransitive verb.

I'm sure glad I learned to turn off the video before I Zooped.

by Zeus Moonbeam July 29, 2020

zoop

A colloquial term used when a task is "made easy".

I clicked a button and zoop, it was all sorted.

by girlinbigworld March 5, 2020

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

Zoop doop

A zoop doop defined as a legendary Australian

Who is the true meaning of australia
Sort of like a vsco girl but think of them like an aussie version of that

"Pop a couple of cold ones with the boys whilst eating anzac bikkies and dipping them in milo whilst eating spoonfuls of vegemite

And eating a zooper dooper"
If that is you you are being defined as a zoop doop

by A real zoop doop September 29, 2019

Zoops

When you accidentally say something that you didn't intend to be public because you THOUGHT you were muted on zoom OR you thought your camera was off and everyone saw something embarrassing when you were on zoom.

Zoops! Didn't think anyone would hear that.

Zoops! I'm so embarrassed that everyone saw me in my undies!

by Gnik Nalu May 19, 2022