Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Zombogus

A derogatory term for the undead. Specifically zombies.

"Fuckin' zombogus piece of rotting shit!"

by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009

Zoombaflu

A long neck human being, they enjoy stuffing things in their throats and conserving it. (Like a pelican)

Tha girl over there's a zoombaflu, she always have something in her throat.

by yassbaewekillin May 24, 2015

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

Zoombies

(additional definition) People who spend way too much time in Zoom meetings.

During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies

by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

zoommoned

The act of being summoned to mandatory office fun via Zoom Happy Hour or the act of issuing said decree of requisite virtual joviality.

She felt like she had just been served a subpoena having been zoommoned to attend the office "Happy Hour" on Zoom.

by Jules.Sheehy May 19, 2020

Zoombating

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.

by Dominican traveler 69 November 3, 2020