Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

by Bengonto June 10, 2023

Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

by lilcheesesticks December 2, 2022

Zonked

ZONKED (Adjective): Zonked is often used by 90’s babies to describe how high their intoxication level is. Just like any other drug related slang it usually is used primarily for a single substance or multiple. In this case Zonked would is most commonly used for Xanax or similar prescription pills and secondly marijuana (but not as often).

“Wow man, I just took a little bit of that Xanax bar and I am absolutely ZONKED”

by Slang Guru 69 September 27, 2021