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zee(z)

zee or zeez is the same as fly or bly instead of fly that has also other meanings
I will swat this f... zee(z)
by Andrius March 4, 2008
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what the zee

a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"
random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"
by yes.. April 10, 2008
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ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.
"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005
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Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)

An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:

Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.

If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 25, 2007
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I'm zee

"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.
Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"
by Billyorangejuice May 31, 2018
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Zee

Zee is a guy who loves Bee, Zee and Bee are very powerful couple of all time.
"Look how Zee adores Bee"
by Allrightboo May 4, 2020
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zee-gads

lighthearted and humorous shock and or surprise
ex: "When my friend farted loudly while we were at the library, I said-zee-gads!"
by Molly Lee Brown May 13, 2009
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