Zamboni Finish

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.

I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022

Zamboni

An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.

noun
‘zamboni’

adjective
‘zambonied’

verb/participle

‘zambonied’

The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied

by ZamboniKing December 14, 2021

Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.

Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.

by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021

Pussy Zamboni

A really full mustache

Tom Selleck has pleasured thousands of women with that big honkin' pussy zamboni of his.

by Wocho22 August 17, 2024

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025