yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

yoghurt top

a yoghurt top is the creation or brian from bb8 . it mean idiot . youghurt top could mean that someone who is a yoghurt top has a mind that is abit 'soft' or runny , which would mean they are abit stupid , although it has no link to people who actually have mushy brain , it is more of just an expression . this is the best explanation of this word as its creation , meaning and come-abouts are all that of bb8's brian

your a right yoghurt top !

by phycadelia August 17, 2007

Cock Yoghurt

The white stuff that comes out of a mans penis.

Cum

Deb: "So what happened last night?"

Jess: "I got Kens cock yoghurt stuck up my nose last night, i fell asleep so its all dry now, i thought i had white bogies"

by Gemmarrrrrr October 17, 2008

Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

Yoghurt Sniffing

In a similar fashion to Yoghurt Weaving, a person described to be a Yoghurt Sniffer is someone who enjoys the finer, more expensive things in life. They generally have three Bentleys parked on the driveway and a getaway villa in Portugal. Most likely coined as they can often be seen in Waitrose sniffing the Skyr.

Person 1: "Aw man, I can't believe I have to work for these yoghurt sniffing weirdos. They won't touch a vegetable unless it's organic"

Person 1: "don't you just love Kensington?"
Person 2: "yes, stick your head out the window and smell the yoghurt"

by bigmdog420 August 11, 2021

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

yoghurt tubbin

another name for licking a girl out

"did you hear about dazza last night, he was seen yoghurt tubbin his mum outside KFC"

by tina von muff eater May 20, 2009