The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 4, 2023
Get the Russian yogamug. Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball)
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.
1.Person 1:Wanna go do some yoga?
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.
2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!
10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.
2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!
10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.
by Me-Hung-Low August 19, 2006
Get the Yoga ballmug. The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.
The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.
by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012
Get the fake yogamug. Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.
by Starla4 July 14, 2019
Get the dick yogamug. by kaoz January 5, 2013
Get the yoga toemug. Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!
Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!
Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...
Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!
Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...
Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009
Get the Yoga Polemug. Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.
As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.
by McBuddha September 25, 2009
Get the yoga flossmug.