ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

by AJI27 August 16, 2009

Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian

Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn

by BigHi123 June 13, 2018

ya mum's dead

The act of having ya mum dead.

Hey James, Ya mum's dead.

by El Stinko February 15, 2005

Suck ya mum

When a man says suck ya mum run

Suck ya mum u willy

by Bezzer January 8, 2020

ask ya mum

similar to ya mum but more clever me thinks! KINDA SUGGEST U IS HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WIT THE PERSONS MUM (SEXUALY)

(in a fight)
-WHO ARE YOU EH?
-DUNNO WHO ARE YOU?
-ASK YA MUM...

by KENNY July 6, 2004

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

by reuben herdbeurger October 16, 2020