wrinkly sneak

Old man seduces younger girl. Uses his experience to get laid.

That old man is giving that young co-ed the wrinkly sneak.

by jammrock April 13, 2010

Wrinkly Penny

Another word for asshole.

Ew, she is such a whore. She ALWAYS takes it in her wrinkly penny!

by CML24 July 15, 2010

Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.

Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.

by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

by jogobean September 17, 2014

wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!

by davedore September 19, 2014

wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017

wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017