workout shit

After you work out and you have to take the worst shit of your life and you can barely make it to the bathroom in time. Your ass hole feels like it is on fire and people a mile away can smell it.

Billy was working out and got a workout shit from the buffalo wings he ate for lunch.

by SamHamm February 22, 2009

Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.

"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."

by Rabozicus December 18, 2009

regular workout

When you are away
I miss you
its like everybody i pass
carries your name

"she said she was going to establish a regular workout routine"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Peruvian Pre-Workout

slang for cocaine

Pablo and I were ripping lines of Peruvian pre-workout last night at afters

by Pablo Bamba May 1, 2023

workout partner

sex partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2011

workoutaholic

a person with a compulsive need to workout on a regular basis, usually daily, for a number of hours.

Tony practically lives at the gym, because he's a workoutaholic.

by Syed Azeem December 21, 2008