Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

morning woodsap

(Noun) the sappy genital arousal of a female that occurs in the morning; female morning wood

Girl 1: dude I hate when I wake up and my pussy is wet

Girl 2: yea morning woodsap is the worst

by Tarry Haylor October 13, 2013

Lexa Woods

The sexy CEO from Wattpad, aka Lexa kom Trikru from The 100. She’s hot as hell, PRECISELY A TOP, everyone would like to get crushed by her.

Is your name Lexa Woods? No. Well, you failed everywhere.

by GldWoods January 4, 2021

fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.

guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!

by that guy by the door February 18, 2011

Woonsocket Rocket

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.

"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."

by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

whoopsie poopsie

when you poop in your undies on accident

Girl: That roller coaster was awesome I thought I was going to shit my pants! Wait... I did crap my pants!

Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!

by slappy pappy dingus April 6, 2010

Wu-Tang Woodson

Also known as WT Woodson, this school from Fairfax, VA kicks the ass of all other high schools due to great sports teams, relatively low levels of dumbasses, and a great coalition against communism. Sometimes considered a prick school, but really that title goes to Langley and TJHSST.

Interviewer :So what the hell does WT stand for?
Interviewed Guy: ...Wu-Tang?

Prick: You go to WT Woodson? *scoff*
America-supporting-student: Fucker, this is Wu-Tang Woodson *roundhouse kick*

by ScrewTJ April 16, 2009