wooly rupert

When an Englishman or Welshman presses his pubic beard into the face of his partner.

"Nigel dropped his trowsers and gave Deirdre a wooly Rupert."

by OxfordDic December 6, 2013

wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

wooly pully

To give someone a handjob while wearing a wool glove.

I told the girl she had cold hands so she slipped on a glove and gave me a wooly pully.

by Jeffrey Dunn February 25, 2007

wooly booger

The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.

I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them

by inahotel March 18, 2010

Wooly Mammouth

A huge hairy elephant

Mike knows what a wooly mammouth is.

by Mando Commando September 15, 2003