Woonsocket

A place where the girls are dirty but the water's dirtier. Half the population of Woonsocket has fins, because they are too stupid to know not to swim in Social Ocean. It's a place with a lil' general or a dunkin donuts on every corner, so the kids get fat quickly. Filled with a mostly welfare-riding population, Woonsocket is a great place to vacation, if you want to stay at one of our cheap motels/inns, where thousands of horny teenagers have slept with their fuck of the week's, and you'll most likely find a corpse or two under the bed. Come visit us, and you'll go home with a great souvenir - crabs!

No, I won't sleep with you, you're from Woonsocket, you dirty skank!

by Gangrene Geisha June 27, 2006

Hoodstock

Only the most bad ass party in Oakland since The Black Panther one.

“Nobody parties like kids in oakland. Brooklyn, step ur game up”- DJ Teenwolf

“Oakland=ACTIVE!!”- Ninja Sonik

Produced by Roberto Miguel and Billy Joe Agan

“Several bloody altercations, alcohol poisoning, and two destroyed cars later, Hoodstock is over.”- Kirril Gink- Hoodstock participant.

“West Oakland, Hoodstock. FUCKIN in daStreetz, Smashed a Cadillac, people jumpn off the roof into the crowd,Graffiti Flash Mob!” – Japanther tweet

by AlainReid September 14, 2009

Woonsocket

A place where half of the kids wear no clothing and a large population the white kids think that they are black. Woonsocket = Asian central, they're everywhere. Woonsocket water will most likely be dirty, so if you live there, buy a filter. The kids who go there are forced to wear really ugly uniforms to public school. There is one hotel but everything is a gross inn.

But, woonsocket isn't all that bad like everyone says, yes, we do have a large population of people on welfare, but there's a majority of people not on it. Not ALL the kids are sluts, but you may find a few here and there. Woonsocket isn't that bad actually. If it was that bad, people wouldn't live there that live there now.

Woonsocket? Oh god.

by A PEEEERSON. :D July 17, 2011

The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

woonsocket

White trash central. A place in RI where there is no work, the men have mullets and are fucking scumbags. The women are skanks. And there is no hope of getting out. If you were born there you will die there, and most likely never leave the city.

Bubba was in woonsocket and met this slampig at the SPORTS PAGE, she said her name was Carissa and had four MUD SKIPPERS by four different dudes.

by p0is0ndeath September 15, 2010

WOODTICK

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.

Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010