morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006

woodyism

A collective noun for the many grammatical, idiomatic and intellectual mistakes commited by the legendary Woody.

Woodyism.

Ex #1. "I thought they were speaking Mexican". - Regarding Los Ganados in Resident Evil 4

Ex #2. "Someone'll have to give him RSPCA". - Referring to someone that had passed out.

Ex #3. "Right-wing society? Isn't that when you have Stockholm Syndrome?" - During a discussion about politics.

Ex #4. "Yeeeeeeee!" - Common rebuttal to pretty much any statement.

by Beeth January 22, 2008

uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.

"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"

by Andrew Zhou Alex Pehling Jesse Reinke February 16, 2008

Woddy Doddy

A Woddy Doddy is a feline mammal indigenous only to Australia and New Guinnea! However the Woddy Doddies in New Guinnea are believed to have been imported from Australia in the 18th century by fur traders. A male Woddy can weigh as much as 35 pounds and females tend to be under twenty pounds. The different species include Spotted Woddy Doddies, red striped Woddies extremely rare Short haired and long tail Woddies. Many Woddies are bobtailed, but most have a nomal tail except for long tailed woddy Doddiies and their tails can be twice as long as their bodies. Aborigine folklore has it that some Woddies can fly and have supernatural powers. Described as much like a cat with large ears and very long whiskers. Spotted Woddies are usually hard to keep as pets and not advised.

A woddy doddy is much like a normal housecat

by Bountyhunterguitarplayer April 29, 2011

woad

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

by Alex January 22, 2004

wordy

Consists of too many words that arent neccasary.

This sentence is too wordy because it has too many words which can be shortened.

by teh Kelz April 14, 2006

Woody Hayes

The greatest football coach that ever lived.

God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."

by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009